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  1.3.05

 Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.



  • IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

  • AT WORK.... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.


  • IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

  • AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.


  • IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.

  • AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.


  • IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

  • AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.


  • IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

  • AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


  • IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

  • AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.


  • IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

  • AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.


  • IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

  • AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


  • IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

  • AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


  • IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

  • AT WORK...they are called managers


Have a Great Day at WORK!