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 Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

  • IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

  • AT WORK.... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

  • IN get three meals a day.

  • AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

  • IN get time off for good behaviour.

  • AT get more work for good behaviour.

  • IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

  • AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

  • IN can watch TV and play games.

  • AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

  • IN get your own toilet.

  • AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

  • IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

  • AT can't even speak to your family.

  • IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

  • AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

  • IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

  • AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

  • IN must deal with sadistic wardens.

  • AT WORK...they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK!