Pedregales & Cía

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

• IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.


• AT WORK.... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.



• IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.


• AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.



• IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.


• AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.



• IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.


• AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



• IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.


• AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



• IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.


• AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.



• IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.


• AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.



• IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.


• AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



• IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.


• AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



• IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.


• AT WORK...they are called managers